Wanna Kick Rayman
|Wanna Kick Rayman|
Wanna Kick Rayman is a fictional series of Video and DVD episodes created by the Hoodlums to train themselves against Rayman and can be viewed in the extras menu in Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc. In every episode a Hoodblaster thinks up creative and odd ways to beat up an animal that has the role of Rayman. The victims are dressed with a shirt in the style of Rayman and sometimes with a kitchen glove on their heads that resembles Rayman's hair. Sometimes the animals prevail and manage to defeat the Hoodmonger. There are overall 547 episodes, but only nine can be watched. If a customer buys 546 Videos or DVDs he gets one free. Lesson 502 has two parts.
List of involved animals
The animals change in every episode. Here's a list of the animals that are involved.
- Squabs: They appear in Lesson 007 and Lesson 134
- Shaved Mawpaws: They appear in Lesson 069, Lesson 273, Lesson 312 and Lesson 502 n°2
- Unnamed fat bees: They appear in Lesson 219, Lesson 408 and Lesson 502 n°1
- Lesson 007: A Squab is led to the Hoodmonger with a transport machine. The Hoodmonger puts on a black robe like James Bond and picks up a gun. After accidentally losing the gun he actives a device on his wrist and uses it against his victim. The Squab is cooked until it becomes a roast chicken.
- Lesson 069: A Mawpaw is led to the Hoodmonger with a transport machine. The Hoodmonger shows his private parts to the Mawpaw, making it faint. Under the Hoodmonger's clothes is revealed to be a Mawpaw head.
- Lesson 134: A Squab is led to the Hoodmonger with a transport machine. The Hoodlum puts a battery inside it, and turns it on and off until the Squab explodes.
- Lesson 219: A fat bee is led to the Hoodmonger with a transport machine. The Hoodmonger blows into it, inflating it. He lets the bee go, causing it to fly until it crashes into the camera.
- Lesson 273: A Mawpaw is led to the Hoodmonger with a transport machine. The Hoodlum picks a little hammer and the victim starts laughing because of the dimensions of the weapon. Then the hammer increases in size and the Hoodblaster starts beating the Mawpaw continuously until the victim's eye squirts out.
- Lesson 312: A Mawpaw is led to the Hoodmonger with a transport machine. Then the Hoodmonger transforms into a wizard and starts converting the victim into various objects (a toilet, a teapot and Rayman dressed as a ballerina). In the end the Mawpaw is transformed into a Hoodmonger that shoots the other.
- Lesson 321: The Hoodmonger presses a button to call the transport machine, but nothing happens. He starts pressing the button continuously until the transport machine crushes into him making him fly offscreen.
- Lesson 408: A fat bee is led to the Hoodmonger with a transport machine, but the victim doesn't come off from it. The Hoodmonger starts chasing the machine. Finally, he succeeds in catching the bee and drops it onto the ground making it lose an eye.
- Lesson 502 n°1: A fat bee is led to the Hoodmonger with a transport machine. The Hoodmonger throws his victim into a nearby toilet, cramming it down with a plunger, and finally flushes it.
- Lesson 502 n°2: A Mawpaw is led to the Hoodmonger with a transport machine. The Hoodmonger drinks a plum juice cocktail then starts kissing the victim. At the end the Mawpaw's eyes are swallowed by him.
- In one of the lessons, the Hoodmonger puts on a suit and bow tie and uses a built-in laser in his watch to zap the animal. This is in reference to the James Bond series.
- In another lesson, the Hoodmonger puts on a black robe, a wizard's hat and a wand to turn the animal into different things. This is a reference to the Harry Potter films.