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My OH had an advert for a Cif product come up on his Instagram feed and Christ alive it's like something from Aphex Twin. Or Murfy, one of the two.

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I can think of a good few Elton John songs where I spent the whole time mishearing lyrics. Like with Sacrifice for example, I’d hear the line “cold, cold heart” as “coco pops”. Then with Goodbye Yellow Brick Road I misheard “going back to my plough” as “going back to my cloud”, and “hunting the horn...

Brb going out to a gaming bar and might treat myself to a cocktail if not coffee.

That old thing on Newgrounds called “Feathers of Scrooge”. It’s somehow still there and still horrific as ever.

I do gravely admit that I’ve bought train coffee before but it was still not too expensive compared to what I have paid at an actual station. Made Costa look like IKEA.

There was this one I bought reduced a while back which was a tropical flavour but it was frozen and you had to put boiling water in it. The freeziness of it cooled it right down after a short while. Too bad it turns out a bit too watery for my liking.

The new Dr Mario World game is technically popcap style so I guess now I do.

Oh yikes, this is what meal deals are for.

Being able to get a £2 iced coffee and a little cake, along with the sandwich for more or less £3.

Last time I was actively making smoothies was when I had my wisdom tooth out and couldn’t eat hard foods. So I just bought a whole bunch of fruit for then and just fired away at it.

Kentucky Rain by Elvis will always sound like “the fucking rain” to some people. xD

This is gonna sound gross but about 1-2 times a week now, mainly because of hair dye. Once it starts fading that becomes 2-3 times a week.

Mind you one time I was on the tram I was reading an ebook fine enough. It’s definitely cars.

Kids shoes are cheaper. Even my mum in law who’s in her 50s wears kids shoes so long as it’s a 38.

Ok so maybe I’m not drinking Lana Del Rey levels of coffee but I still consider 4-5 cups a bit much. I have a nespresso compatible machine too and that doesn’t help lol.

Boots sell vegan “all day breakfast” sandwiches now and they are pretty tasty. Too bad I’m trying to cut down on retail sandwiches.

I can happily announce that I am able to handle extra mature cheddar.

Still can’t read books or play games in the car. I could try on the tram though, trains I’m usually fine with.

There’s a Tropicana juice which is watermelon and star fruit and not only is is damn good I got my partner drinking it. He doesn’t usually like watermelon.

I think it pays to know the EU shoe sizes sometimes. Like for example I was able to get two pairs of kids Skechers because I was able to tell that 37 = UK 4 so I saved a fair bit of quids. Recently, I had to wear safety boots on a shift and I was surprised to see I fit into a pair at size 3. O.o. I ...

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