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Fall and rise

Post by Comment ? » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:40 pm

Dear Pirate-Community members,

It is with incommensurable sadness that I have, after witnessing the inexorable decadence of our beloved community over the last year, come to the conclusion that the government currently in charge of our motherland is hopelessly unable to resolve our problems and offer us a bright future.
For far too long they have been postponing the inevitable, with no progress being made on the technical issues undermining our community, while detrimental elements questioned their authority with little to no reaction from them.
Fortunately for us, the Great Flying Poo appeared to me in a vision and showed me the way.

I, Comment ?, hereby declare myself king of Pirate-Community.

Entrusted by the Celestial Farts, I name Jlfksjlflism state religion and shall decimate the infidels to the last with the hand of our prophet Canard WC. Blessed be the man that follows me, and cursed be he that denies me.

All hail King Comment ?!

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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Rulez » Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:07 pm

A miserable life is what I fear most. It's one of the most undesirable feats one could ever pathetically adopt. It's easy to imagine a perfect scenario where one is happily in love with their significant other and lives a life of gladness and bliss. An ideal world where there is no evil, no worries, just a pure feel good attitude. This is what most people strive for, but the sad truth is, none ever succeed. Best case scenario is a very average life, however non-negative it is, it's bland and makes it seem like life is zipping by faster and faster until you die a boring death. But the worst case scenario is sadly the one that appears the most. A terrible life, where you're nothing, and you mean nothing to anyone, anywhere. Your main concern is trying to go back to the joys of life you've had before, but it's all gone. It's too late - you're already past the good part. It only gets downhill from there. But then - at the end of the dark tunnel of sadness, you see a ray of light - symbolising the hope that the new almighty king, Comment ?, will bring. Perhaps it's not over yet? Perhaps this is the beginning of a new chapter? Fuck if I know lol I hope this topic turns into something funny like that furfag thread did.

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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Matyuv » Wed Aug 07, 2013 4:27 pm

May the blessings of the Great Flying Poo be upon you, oh great King Comment ?! You are the ruler of the mighty RPC nation. Your people lived for so many years in isolated city-states - legendary cities such as Members Forum, RayTunes, Off-Topic - where they gave the world many great things, such as democracy, philosophy, tragedy, art and architecture, the very foundation of Western Civilization. Although few in number and often hostile to each other, in the 5th century BC they were able to defeat their much larger neighbor, RaymanZone, on land and sea.

Comment ?, your people stand ready to march to war, to spread the great RPC culture to millions and to bring you everlasting glory. Are you ready to accept your destiny, King Comment ?? Will you lead your people to triumph and greatness? Can you build a civilization that will stand the test of time?
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Canard WC » Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:07 pm

All hail King Comment ?! Image The Great Flying Poo has chosen him to save our nation. Image

Dear members, do not forget to add this banner to your signature. You could be held liable of high treason otherwise. Image

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Pourquoi les Belges vont-ils aux WC avec des graines ?
Pour donner à manger à Canard WC, évidemment :lol:
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by El Dango » Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:13 pm

Oh well, Humch had a good run.

I WELCOME OUR NEW OVERLORD!
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Adsolution » Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:16 pm

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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Rulez » Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:18 pm

That's an unhealthy red-ass shit!! A terrible insult to the Great Flying Poo!!!!!!!

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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Adsolution » Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:20 pm

I did my best within the realms of what the MS Paint default pallette, that which our Lord favours, will allow.

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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Serza5 » Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:24 pm

I bow down to thee, our new King! May the Great Flying Poo bless you and your new Kingdom for all of eternity!
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Master » Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:28 pm

Hail, our lord Comment?! May his wisdom triumph over the evil downtime!
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Comment ? » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:14 am

Thank you all for your support, my dear subjects. Rest assured that the only reason the Great Flying Poo made me King of Pirate-Community is to serve you to my utmost power.

Rulez, I make you a duke. I also name you Viceroy of the English forums.
Matyuv, I make you a duke as well.
Adsolution, I make you a marquis.
Serza, I make you a countess.
El Dango and Master, I make you knights.

Prove your worth and you shall be rewarded.
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by buildersith » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:05 am

All hail king comment ?.
However, be careful which crown you wear my liege, accidentally wear that of the one known as Hoborg, not only will it cut him off from his life source, it will also cause you to go mad with power, and turn you into a monster.

And that brings me to an end of making references to sadly obscure games that only a select few will understand, and fewer will have played the game I'm referencing.
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Serza5 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:30 am

Comment ? wrote: Serza, I make you a countess.
I thank you my King, for bestowing such a title to I. I shall not disappoint you, I swear on the name of the Great Flying Poo.
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Rulez » Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:30 am

Your Highness, I'm not worthy! But I shall accept the gift of being a duke and wear it with pride.

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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Matyuv » Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:42 am

It is an honour to serve, Your Majesty, and I accept this title with ineffable gratitude and great humility.
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by DesLife » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:00 am

ALL HAIL ! May your wisdom guide us all to the path of enlightenment !
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Master » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:10 am

Your will shall be carried out, my lordship, thank you for granting me such a lofty position.
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by El Dango » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:33 am

You made a wise choice, your majesty. I shall carry my title with pride and honour, and show all the good people my undying loyalty to the crown.
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Re: Fall and rise

Post by Rulez » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:39 am

Greetings.

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I have captured this photo from the Great Ceremony, however I sincerely apologise for it being all blurry - my smartphone is not that smart at taking photos, I'm sorry.

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Re: Fall and rise

Post by MLII » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:53 am

This topic is amazing. :lol:

Also may i just say you're pretty good at art, your highness o 3 o
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