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Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Rayman3DS » Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:57 pm

Hi guys! As Haruka suggested here, I decided to make a topic, just for awesome quotes! So if you have a awesome quote post it here!
Ps, I'll give you five Tings for every quote!

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List Of Awesome Quotes:
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[quote="me"]i cant register[/quote]
[quote="Guest"]i left rz cause they said im noob

help pls[/quote]
[quote="Matyuv"]perhaps they did have a point[/quote]

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[quote="Xenon"][quote="Guest"][quote="Holy Crap"][quote="Guest"][quote="Holy Crap"][quote="Guest"][quote="me"][quote="Guest"]i dnot get the email thing it says 2 short[/quote]
i cant register[/quote]
i write http://www.raymanpc.com it doesnt work[/quote]
well, yeah, probably because http://www.raymanpc.com isn't an e-mail adress.[/quote]
i dnot have a website so i cant have a mail adress 2[/quote]
you don't need a website to have an e-mail adress![/quote]
yes i do for exampel i must create a webcite called http://www.raymanpc.com to have that mail adress but its not mine so it doesnt work n if i use freeweb i have no www which means its no valid mail adress.
trust me ive already tried it says invalid mail adress 2 ;) :up:[/quote]
Have you tried emailing http://www.google.com ? I've heard they provide great armchairs.[/quote]

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This hole thread
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[quote="RayTunes"][quote="DesLife"][quote="RayTunes"][quote="DesLife"][quote="Xenon"]I just can't stand McDonalds :( The only foods I'm comfortable eating there are ice creams and muffins... everything else just makes me feel sick. It's the same with most fast-food restaurants![/quote]Junk food is awesome.[/quote]I'm really the only one in the world that doesn't think so?[/quote]Probably because you're so unique.[/quote]
I've never seen so much sarcasm in one sentence.[/quote]

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[quote="Carmen Foch"]She loves girls, she is a real tigress[/quote]
[quote="Carmen Foch"]such bestiality, she's so much hot[/quote]
[quote="Carmen Foch"]More than a friend...[/quote]
[quote="RayTunes"][quote="iambored2006"]What the Foch is this topic?![quote="Xenon"]Who the foch is Carmen Foch?[/quote]Better yet, "Where in the foching world is Carmen Foch?".She was online for a minute, then she was gone. :)[/quote]
[quote="spiraldoor"]In other words, she just foched off.[/quote][/quote]


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[quote="Comment ?"]My fellow Pirate-Community users,

I have been a member of this, sometimes quiet but always alive, sometimes harsh but always friendly, sometimes hard to understand but always original community for eight years, one month and twelve days, and the least I can say is that I am more than proud of it. Since I joined, I have devoted my visits to the amelioration of the overall quality of the discussions at Pirate-Community, through discourse, persuasion, and sometimes action. Do not worry (or rejoice if you happen to be a forum quality-plummeting element), I am not leaving and do not intend to do so. It has, however, come to my mind that I have rarely expressed my views on the current societal context, as my back office effort to clean the board kept my busy enough.

I would like to alert the public opinion on Pirate-Community of a deleterious threat called the furfag phenomenon. Known among its members as the “furry fandom”, the furfag phenomenon is characterised by a sick obsession for anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics.[1] Referring to themselves as “furries”, the persons suffering from the furfag disease engage in activities including, but not limited to, compulsive composition of drawings, paintings, sculptures and other representations of anthropomorphic animals, crafting and wear of human-size animal costumes known as “fursuits”, online-based and physical role-playing involving romance and sex, formal gatherings whose programming includes presentations, panels, workshops and tutorials, zoophilia and other sexually deviant practices.[2]

This obsession is the result of the Freudian sublimation of the furfags' insatiable sexual appetite for hairy animals, which is only partially expressed through the openly sexual aspects of the furfag phenomenon. A survey conducted by David J. Rust and enriched over the years shows that 79% of furfags claim a sexual interest in anthropomorphic animals, while 59–81% admittedly engage in sexual acts with either people of the same sex or live or dead animals—these figures being only underestimations given the difficulty to acknowledge such attractions and practices. Complaints against furfags for animal abuse are repeatedly filled in Northern America but also in Europe and more recently in Asia. The term “yiff”,[3] initially an onomatopoeia representing the bark of a fox, is widely used amongst furfags to indicate either a will of, a request for, or an actual sexual intercourse between various combinations of one or several suit-wearing furfags, fictional anthropomorphic animal characters and actual animals, live or dead.

Furfags represent a significant menace to society because of their repressed sexual appetite which not only causes them to rape animals and sometimes children—baby animal characters, known as “babyfurs” are frequent and often linked to diapers fetish,[4] but also to disturb order and breach good morals as they engage in sexually-oriented activities on the Internet or in public spaces. The moral turpitude induced by such behaviours not only corrupts the youth but also encourages other deviant activities, primarily child molestation, murder, Satanism and Wiccanism.

A direct consequence is that the furfag phenomenon has to be stopped at any price for the sake of global sanity and security. Mansuetude dictates that furfags shall be given the choice to either give up on their deviant and dangerous behaviour or die by arms, but no exception shall be tolerated. The survival of our world is at stake.

~[/quote]

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[quote="spiraldoor"]The starter of this topic really is an utter idiot. I logged in with my Kleaneasy account and sent him a PM:

[quote="ms-kleaneasy"]definitelyawesome, I am ms-kleaneasy, the admin of the RaymanZone forums! I joined Pirate-Community secretly, because I decided that RaymanZone sucked. But you can't tell anyone that I'm here, okay, or I will get banned, because nobody likes me. I chose you as the one person I would tell, because you rock! So don't tell anyone! I eagerly await your reply. [/quote]

[quote="definitelyawesome"][quote="ms-kleaneasy"]definitelyawesome, I am ms-kleaneasy, the admin of the RaymanZone forums! I joined Pirate-Community secretly, because I decided that RaymanZone sucked. But you can't tell anyone that I'm here, okay, or I will get banned, because nobody likes me. I chose you as the one person I would tell, because you rock! So don't tell anyone! I eagerly await your reply. [/quote]
cool

can i b a mod pls?[/quote]

[quote="ms-kleaneasy"]AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

PWND PWND PWND PWND PWND

:hinhinhin: :hinhinhin: :hinhinhin: :hinhinhin: :hinhinhin: [/quote]

He hasn't replied again.[/quote]

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[quote="Mountain Goat"]I'm sure you get banned.
BTW, make spiraldoor a mod! :P[/quote]

[quote="Xenon"]The chances of him becoming a mod are equal to the chances of winning the lottery simoutaneously ten times in a row.[/quote]
:mwahaha:

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[quote]A Conversational Network is the most personal of all four because introductions are made through actual communication instead of just a profile or a list of interests. The medium of Conversational Networks are weblogs or blogs, which is a journal published on the Internet that contains a mixture of what is happening in a person’s life as well as the latest web trends. Blogs are updated regularly and can be maintained even by people with little technical knowledge through the use of a program or script. What happens is that a person read someone’s blog, and then gets a general idea of the author based on what he or she writes in the blog. One can even participate in someone’s blog by adding comments on their entries. Bloggers—those who own and write in blogs—have the choice to ignore their readers or reciprocate by reading and placing comments on the blogs of their readers. Then they can develop a more personal relationship through e-mails, chat, or an eyeball, a term used for people from the Internet who meet face-to-face for the first time.[/quote][/quote]
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[quote="spiraldoor"]It would be good if I was able to ban people...[/quote][quote="PluMGMK"]Why?[/quote][quote="spiraldoor"]Spam and such.[/quote][quote="Tobbe"]Giving you any form of power would be the biggest mistake anyone on this planet has ever made. :|[/quote][quote="spiraldoor"]No, it would be great.[/quote]
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[quote="Comment ?"][quote="Haruka"]The Life Statue in part 1 can be reached by fisting a Pink Ring[/quote]
Indeed. :bad:[/quote]

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[quote="spiraldoor and 14 others"][quote="Mister Dark"][quote="Tobbe"]About the insults; that's the way I roll.[/quote]
Typical atheist.[/quote]
:boon:[/quote]

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[quote="Rulez"][quote="THEdragon"]One thing I wondered about Andrew's letter to the Magician... Why would anyone send their cousin a letter in a language they can't read?

Silly Andrew. :lol:[/quote]

Isn't it obvious? Andrew is actually Mr. Dark! It all makes sense now - Andrew decided that his British accent is enough for him to become a supervillain so he became Mr. Dark but held it in secret from his cousin, the Magician. Andrew sent the letter to his cousin, knowing he doesn't know English (at least in this version of the game). He knew that the Magician wouldn't understand and would send Rayman on the quest. Mr. Dark/Andrew knew Rayman was at the time young and retarded, so he filled the world with easy questions, where the wrong ones end in death on Rayman's side. So basically, he just wanted Rayman to die, and thought up an evil, cunning plan. And after Mr. Dark died/was defeated, the Magician found out it was actually his cousin. Wanting to avenge the death of his family member, he decided to impersonate Mr. Dark (which he was also secretly hoping to do, because he found Mr. Dark a pretty cool guy).[/quote]


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[quote="Lianna"]< Is free from the Gluten Poesession by doing a poo in a bathroom.[/quote]

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[quote="Haruka"][quote="globolk"][quote="Haruka"]I had to fix the double posting of globolk again. :| Dude, this is my final warning: use the edit button for god's sake.[/quote] I DID NOT JUST DOUBLE POST! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??! and i can't even delete posts that where submitted twice until finally now! :pascontent:[/quote]

That's it. I totally dispense being treated unfairly like this, not to mention you've double posted again and triple posted for the intentional sake of provoking everybody. You need an urgent brain transplant too since the hormone of growth didn't reach your brain cells since your birth. Enjoy your new avatar.[/quote]


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[quote="Haruka"]Hunch came this morning [...] :)[/quote]

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[quote="sergiomonty"]Rule #6459B of RPC: Spiraldoor is pure evil.
That comes right after the rule #6459A: Haruka's hair is beautifully star-shaped, if you don't believe it, fuck off.[/quote]


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[quote="Shrooblord"]Mah boi, take the Triforce of Skill to protect you - if I'm not back without a re-record, get help! This skill is what all true Harukas strive for![/quote]
Last edited by PluMGMK on Wed May 02, 2018 3:11 pm, edited 18 times in total.
Reason: Fixed some formatting. I might add in some newer quotes when I'm less busy.
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Rsandee » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:05 am

If the guest forum still existed, I could quote the whole topic about our first chinese guest. :lol:

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by El Dango » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:07 am

Now everyone is just going to quote themselves. :P
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Adsolution » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:09 am

Rsandee wrote:If the guest forum still existed, I could quote the whole topic about our first chinese guest. :lol:
Please tell this story, it sounds hilarious. :P I wish the guest forum was still around. Why did it have to go?

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Rsandee » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:17 am

It started with a chinese text wall, and us trying to decipher it with translators. :P
It was a really big topic so I don't know the details anymore.

There was also a topic about a guy that couldn't register, and was fairly new to the internet.
He didn't know what to put in the e-mail box, and then someone (Dango, I think) gave him his e-mail adress and helped him register.
Following a few pages of hilarity.

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Haruka » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:21 am

Sergiomonty's "magic boobs" phrase should be referred here. :mryellow:

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by El Dango » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:26 am

Rsandee wrote:It started with a chinese text wall, and us trying to decipher it with translators. :P
It was a really big topic so I don't know the details anymore.

There was also a topic about a guy that couldn't register, and was fairly new to the internet.
He didn't know what to put in the e-mail box, and then someone (Dango, I think) gave him his e-mail adress and helped him register.
Can't say if it was me, as I don't even remember that entire situation. :confus:
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Adsolution » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:27 am

Rsandee wrote:It started with a chinese text wall, and us trying to decipher it with translators. :P
It was a really big topic so I don't know the details anymore.

There was also a topic about a guy that couldn't register, and was fairly new to the internet.
He didn't know what to put in the e-mail box, and then someone (Dango, I think) gave him his e-mail adress and helped him register.
Following a few pages of hilarity.
Aw, Dango's a sweetheart!

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Rsandee » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:41 am

By the Great Flying Poo!
It wasn't Dango, it was Spiraldoor! :hehe: (But Dango was there)

http://www.raymanpc.com/forum/viewtopic ... uest+forum

It's on the seventh page, but be sure to read the previous pages first.'

Also:
Guest wrote:i cant register
Guest wrote:i left rz cause they said im noob

help pls
Matyuv wrote:perhaps they did have a point

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Post by El Dango » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:44 am

Oh, that guy! Man that's quite a long time ago.
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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Adsolution » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:51 am

Here we go:
Xenon wrote:
Guest wrote:
Holy Crap wrote:
Guest wrote:
Holy Crap wrote:
Guest wrote:
me wrote:
Guest wrote:i dnot get the email thing it says 2 short
i cant register
i write http://www.raymanpc.com it doesnt work
well, yeah, probably because http://www.raymanpc.com isn't an e-mail adress.
i dnot have a website so i cant have a mail adress 2
you don't need a website to have an e-mail adress!
yes i do for exampel i must create a webcite called http://www.raymanpc.com to have that mail adress but its not mine so it doesnt work n if i use freeweb i have no www which means its no valid mail adress.
trust me ive already tried it says invalid mail adress 2 ;) :up:
Have you tried emailing http://www.google.com ? I've heard they provide great armchairs.

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by ParadoxJuice » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:36 am

Pretty much this whole thread.

This one was also pretty funny.

The only place on the whole internet where spambots contributed.

There was also the thread made for april fools a time ago, where Matyuv became a moderator temporarily and held a poll asking people if Xenon sucked or not (the only options being Yes and Yes), but I can't find it.

Also, this:

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by Rayman3DS » Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:33 am

All this stuff is now updated !! :D
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Post by Rulez » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:31 am

I was supposed to post the guest's quotes, but figured it wouldn't take too much for you people to post it.
He was hilarious. I think there was something like johnsmith@somethingsomething. He registered and is known as defanatalyawesome or w/e.

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Post by Haruka » Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:11 am

I remember the first one, ParadoxJuice. :lol:

Oh my the second was probably the best thread of the last Record Day.

Awwww, you meanies. That drawing.

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Post by El Dango » Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:38 pm

ParadoxJuice wrote:Pretty much this whole thread.
Best thread in the ever!
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Post by Rulez » Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:41 pm

I agree with :dango: , this there was, and is, the best motherfucking thread in the whole ever!
It's a shame I didn't contribute to this beauty.

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Post by stan423321 » Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:54 pm

Because making sense just doesn't make sense.
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Post by Adsolution » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:52 pm

Yes, followed by a hundred more yesses.

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Re: Awesome Quotes!!

Post by ParadoxJuice » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:52 pm

I've been reading through that cnat register thread.

spiraldoor wrote:The starter of this topic really is an utter idiot. I logged in with my Kleaneasy account and sent him a PM:
ms-kleaneasy wrote:definitelyawesome, I am ms-kleaneasy, the admin of the RaymanZone forums! I joined Pirate-Community secretly, because I decided that RaymanZone sucked. But you can't tell anyone that I'm here, okay, or I will get banned, because nobody likes me. I chose you as the one person I would tell, because you rock! So don't tell anyone! I eagerly await your reply.
definitelyawesome wrote:
ms-kleaneasy wrote:definitelyawesome, I am ms-kleaneasy, the admin of the RaymanZone forums! I joined Pirate-Community secretly, because I decided that RaymanZone sucked. But you can't tell anyone that I'm here, okay, or I will get banned, because nobody likes me. I chose you as the one person I would tell, because you rock! So don't tell anyone! I eagerly await your reply.
cool

can i b a mod pls?
ms-kleaneasy wrote:AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

PWND PWND PWND PWND PWND

:hinhinhin: :hinhinhin: :hinhinhin: :hinhinhin: :hinhinhin:
He hasn't replied again.
Spiraldoor has an alternate account? Ms. Kleaneasy? I did NOT expect this.
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