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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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In Soviet Russia, you don't find The Bog of Murk, The Bog of Murk finds you.
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Rayman Saturn wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:12 pm
In Soviet Russia, you don't find The Bog of Murk, The Bog of Murk finds you.
Russia is actually the bog of murk

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Carlsberg don't do perfection, but if they did, it would probably be The Bog Of Murk.
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Rayman is Sans.
How? It's obvious. Look at him.
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He's always got that cool hoodie on. Always smiling. That same smile he's had for years. Don't you think there's something behind that smile? It's almost psychotic, isn't it? Like something snapped since Rayman 1. Menacing. Seems like the kind of guy who would keep smiling even in the face of death. Death. His corpse. What do you think happened to Rayman? We haven't seen him recently, have we? What, Brawlhalla? You think that's Rayman? Funny. You take one look at that... that, that thing and tell me it's Rayman.
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No. He's been long dead, even before Origins. Why do you think it was originally planned as a reboot? They tried to cover it up later by making it ambiguous, but we know. Oh, we know. Years later, a man by the name of Toby Fox released his game, Undertale, to the world. What does this game have in common with Rayman, you ask? Take a look at both of their first games. What do they start with? Story. Why do you think that's the case, eh? They need to establish their world real quick. You know who else is real quick? Sonic. Yes, Sonic the Hedgehog, the one in Smash Bros. You know who isn't in that series? Rayman. You know who is in that series? Someone who also smiles all the time and wears cool clothes? Someone with strange psychic power?
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The characters have ADHD in the UbiArt games, which is why they're so hyper.
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Rayman fan2000 wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:11 pm
Rayman is Sans.
How? It's obvious. Look at him.
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He's always got that cool hoodie on. Always smiling. That same smile he's had for years. Don't you think there's something behind that smile? It's almost psychotic, isn't it? Like something snapped since Rayman 1. Menacing. Seems like the kind of guy who would keep smiling even in the face of death. Death. His corpse. What do you think happened to Rayman? We haven't seen him recently, have we? What, Brawlhalla? You think that's Rayman? Funny. You take one look at that... that, that thing and tell me it's Rayman.
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No. He's been long dead, even before Origins. Why do you think it was originally planned as a reboot? They tried to cover it up later by making it ambiguous, but we know. Oh, we know. Years later, a man by the name of Toby Fox released his game, Undertale, to the world. What does this game have in common with Rayman, you ask? Take a look at both of their first games. What do they start with? Story. Why do you think that's the case, eh? They need to establish their world real quick. You know who else is real quick? Sonic. Yes, Sonic the Hedgehog, the one in Smash Bros. You know who isn't in that series? Rayman. You know who is in that series? Someone who also smiles all the time and wears cool clothes? Someone with strange psychic power?
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Checkmate.
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Rayman was actually created to promote the Ray-Ban glasses, that's why he is wearing sunglasses at the end of Rayman 1.
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Joe's is actually a real restaurant and they were just using Rayman to advertise for it.
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Globox is neither a frog, nor a glute. He's actually both of them combined!
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Rayman has a girlfriend and her name is Raywoman.
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How about the one of Rayman being in Smash this whole time as Master & Crazy hand(s) :lol:

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Polokus wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:08 pm
How about the one of Rayman being in Smash this whole time as Master & Crazy hand(s) :lol:

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Now we just have to figure out what's Master Core ! It looks like Hades' Hand from Rayman Legends... was it the real form of Rayman all along ? Then, it would mean that Rayman was fighting against his inner demons...
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Aaron wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 8:04 pm
Globox is neither a frog, nor a glute. He's actually both of them combined!
This makes him a frute (frog-glute), but since it's pronounced the same as fruit, it's basically a pun and he's therefore named a fruit. This explains the strawberry quotes from Rayman 3.
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And Strawberry Globox in Rayman M is his true form!

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So that explains why strawberries taste great, they’re all actually multiple copies of Globox in the real world! :lol:
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The mawpaw is a baby from the Wall master and a whale. It is confirmed and not a far fetched idea because Murfy mentioned Zelda in Rayman 3 and we had whales in Rayman 2.
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The reason why the Rayman canon makes no sense is because each game is a soft reboot due to Polokus's constant dreaming shifting the world and explains how characters disappear never to be seen again

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Jhspecks wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:49 am
The reason why the Rayman canon makes no sense is because each game is a soft reboot due to Polokus's constant dreaming shifting the world and explains how characters disappear never to be seen again
Yet again, not so dumb. This idea has been discussed several times over the years.

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The real reason Globox turned blue, is because it just happened suddenly while he was listening to "Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)". :lol:
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The reason Globox gained a skin of his original color in Rayman Origins is because he ate tons of strawberries after getting an enormous craving during the events of Rayman 3.
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The reason Globox is so great is because I'm great and he's my favourite character. :mrgreen:
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