Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Probably not dumb, but Razorbeard's name in Dutch would be "Kartelbaard". Kartels are as how we Dutchies name the sharp edges of objects like saws, knives, and scissors.
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The real reason Rayman has no limbs is because Globox thought it was OK to run with scissors.
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Razorbeard banished Henchman 1000 to have him out of the way because his big dick game too strong.
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teensy queen sounds. Like That because she smoked too much. thats a bad example for the kids smh!!
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Razorbeard also smokes, which is why he's so small.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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It's not smoking, just that the Teensy Queen is a queen more in the "Panti Bliss" sense than "Elizabeth II".

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Ubisoft are going revive Rayman: The Animated Series to finish the story.

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Razoff likes fishing.

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Razoff fishes similar to how they did in South Park season 1; he uses a gun.
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Razorbeard is currently plotting to raid Facebook groups.
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Rayman sold his arms and legs.

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Rayman had likely received his name after the workings of his body mechanics, in which his lack of arms, legs, and general such limbs would be due to the fact that his other extremities (hands, feet) are projected outward from the core of his body through the use of energetic beams that are naked to our eye. What beams, you ask? This is clear and evident in his name, RAYMAN. So, in giving an explanation behind these particular invisible beams in his anatomy...

"RAY-MAN"...he uses the projection of man, or rather, tiny microscopic men, to aid in the manipulation of his body.

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