Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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PluMGMK wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:40 pm
Steo wrote: Fri Aug 23, 2019 4:53 pm The reason Globox's belly is so big is because he's so smart, meaning his brain is too big to fit in his head.
And conversely, his stomach's in his head, so that mushroom-like thing André was poking was an actual mushroom, which he'd had for breakfast!
And when André seen light, it was just because of his optic nerves, since they're connected to his brain down there.
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Winnie the Pooh is secretly Globox in disguise, thus explaining why a Rayman game was bundled with a Winnie game. That's also how Globox got stung by bees, he was too obsessed with honey.
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Globox is actually just dressed up as the big blue (glute?) that he is. He's actually just a big Matuvu.
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That Origins story isn't true, Globox just fell in blue paint and was too embarrassed to tell others, so he made up that bogus theory.
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Globox actually hates the colour red and decided to change to blue. He hid it with a false story because he was afraid that people would assume that he is racist of Red Wizards.
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Rayman hated the scarf and that's why he has a hoodie now.
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Rayman's scarf was actually a living organism which changes shape as it grows. It became a hoodie in its teenage years.
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Rayman's hair really is lots of tiny creatures, the story on PlayStation Vita is true.
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Globox wanted to turn blue.
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He was only red from eating strawberries.
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Globox was blue even originally, he only turns red for a short amount of time after eating strawberries then turns back to being blue.
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Globox has a squeaker, which is why he makes that noise in the UbiArt games when he hits the ground in a cutscene.
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Rayman slapped globox to become friends only because hes a lil sissy
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The Livid Dead aren't actually dead; they just dressed up in a skeleton costume.
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Murfy is fake smiling even though he's really pissed off.
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The Great Protoon is never heard of at the end of the first game because it never existed in the first place. It was only made up to incitate Rayman to go on an adventure.
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The heart of the world isn't even supposed to be the same thing.
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The totem's head used to defeat Mr. Stone was actually a trollface created ahead of time. Rayman was actually part of a conspiracy to take over the world with memes and this face was the very first step.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Aaron wrote: Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:04 am Globox was blue even originally, he only turns red for a short amount of time after eating strawberries then turns back to being blue.
I actually prefer this to what the game says. :lol:

The strawberry costume in Rayman M was another variation on this theme.
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Bad Rayman and Dark Globox are actually the real Rayman and Globox. Rayman and Globox are the doppelgangers and they pretend to be the real ones, which ruined BR and DG's lives and which is why they hate their clones.
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