Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:41 pm

PluMGMK wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:40 pm
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The reason Globox's belly is so big is because he's so smart, meaning his brain is too big to fit in his head.
And conversely, his stomach's in his head, so that mushroom-like thing André was poking was an actual mushroom, which he'd had for breakfast!
And when André seen light, it was just because of his optic nerves, since they're connected to his brain down there.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:43 pm

Winnie the Pooh is secretly Globox in disguise, thus explaining why a Rayman game was bundled with a Winnie game. That's also how Globox got stung by bees, he was too obsessed with honey.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Aaron » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:44 pm

Globox is actually just dressed up as the big blue (glute?) that he is. He's actually just a big Matuvu.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:57 pm

That Origins story isn't true, Globox just fell in blue paint and was too embarrassed to tell others, so he made up that bogus theory.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:02 pm

Globox actually hates the colour red and decided to change to blue. He hid it with a false story because he was afraid that people would assume that he is racist of Red Wizards.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:49 pm

Rayman hated the scarf and that's why he has a hoodie now.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:53 pm

Rayman's scarf was actually a living organism which changes shape as it grows. It became a hoodie in its teenage years.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Fri Aug 23, 2019 11:54 pm

Rayman's hair really is lots of tiny creatures, the story on PlayStation Vita is true.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Aaron » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:59 am

Globox wanted to turn blue.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:02 am

He was only red from eating strawberries.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Aaron » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:04 am

Globox was blue even originally, he only turns red for a short amount of time after eating strawberries then turns back to being blue.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:11 am

Globox has a squeaker, which is why he makes that noise in the UbiArt games when he hits the ground in a cutscene.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by StelzenBomber » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:34 am

Rayman slapped globox to become friends only because hes a lil sissy

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Aaron » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:46 am

The Livid Dead aren't actually dead; they just dressed up in a skeleton costume.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:51 am

Murfy is fake smiling even though he's really pissed off.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:14 am

The Great Protoon is never heard of at the end of the first game because it never existed in the first place. It was only made up to incitate Rayman to go on an adventure.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:17 am

The heart of the world isn't even supposed to be the same thing.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Sat Aug 24, 2019 11:28 am

The totem's head used to defeat Mr. Stone was actually a trollface created ahead of time. Rayman was actually part of a conspiracy to take over the world with memes and this face was the very first step.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by PluMGMK » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:24 pm

Aaron wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:04 am
Globox was blue even originally, he only turns red for a short amount of time after eating strawberries then turns back to being blue.
I actually prefer this to what the game says. :lol:

The strawberry costume in Rayman M was another variation on this theme.

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:33 pm

Bad Rayman and Dark Globox are actually the real Rayman and Globox. Rayman and Globox are the doppelgangers and they pretend to be the real ones, which ruined BR and DG's lives and which is why they hate their clones.
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