Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Aaron » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:37 pm

PluMGMK wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:24 pm
Aaron wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:04 am
Globox was blue even originally, he only turns red for a short amount of time after eating strawberries then turns back to being blue.
I actually prefer this to what the game says. :lol:

The strawberry costume in Rayman M was another variation on this theme.
Me too haha :lol:

The Great Protoon is a giant myth to begin with, it doesn't exist.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by PluMGMK » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:37 pm

The Magician was always evil. Mister Dark was trying to expose the truth about him, but he got frustrated and stole the Protoon to get attention. The "<3 Mr Dark" sign in Ales' office was just a smokescreen to make it look like Dark had been evil before.

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:41 pm

Rayman is actually racist, and that's why he hates Mr. Dark and Dark Rayman. And he got rid of the pirates because of xenophobia.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Aaron » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:43 pm

We all think Mr. Dark is the true villain in Rayman 1 for stealing the Great Protoon, but it was actually Moskito!
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by PluMGMK » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:43 pm

Polokus is actually a far-right despot, who's managed to convince everyone that he's literally God. So, Ales was actually right about needing to get rid of him…

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:44 pm

Mr. Dark did nothing wrong.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:52 pm

Globox really is a glute.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by PluMGMK » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:53 pm

Mister Dark was just doing a science experiment, to prove the space-invariance of physics by moving the Heart of the World. Unfortunately, it didn't really work, and he went a bit mad…

Say, if space-invariance isn't true, then neither is conservation of momentum. :idea:

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:55 pm

Globox is secretly named that way to advertise Roblox, while Rayman was named like that to advertise Ray-Ban. That's right, our childhood heroes are nothing but walking commercials.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by PluMGMK » Sat Aug 24, 2019 1:58 pm

Lums really exist and powered the time-machine used to make Globox a commercial for Roblox before it existed. :P

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:01 pm

That's the reason why Poglox sounds close to Roblox also.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by PluMGMK » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:03 pm

Steo wrote:
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That's the reason why Poglox sounds close to Roblox also.
I'd believe that all right!

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:06 pm

This time machine was previously owned by Nintendo who travelled in time to steal Rayman Kart's concept. The creator of the time machine was Vicarious Visions. After they got it back, they used it to steal the antigravity mechanic from MK8 to add it to Crash Nitro Kart. Then, Nintendo stole the machine and kept using it that way as a revenge, until Ubisoft finally managed to steal it and to use it to their advantage.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by PluMGMK » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:10 pm

Rayman 2 was the original "Great Escape". Paul Brickhill also had the time machine at one stage.

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:12 pm

Rayman and his friends are looking at this topic and do everything that we say to confirm our theories.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by PluMGMK » Sat Aug 24, 2019 2:27 pm

Rayman Saturn wrote:
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Rayman and his friends are looking at this topic and do everything that we say to confirm our theories.
Isn't that basically what's happening with the feedback loop?

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by The Jonster » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:58 pm

The L'Histoire de Rayman was not given an English release so more people would buy French with Rayman to translate! :fou2:
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^ reminds me of mixing up directions and breaking the forum. :lol:

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Aaron » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:32 pm

When Murfy told Rayman about the combat fatigues in the Fairy Council in Rayman 3, Rayman only acted like it was the first time he seen it and knows nothing about it, though he did know all along, he just didn't admit it for the sake of it being first introduced to the player.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Steo » Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:48 pm

The Jonster wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:58 pm
The L'Histoire de Rayman was not given an English release so more people would buy French with Rayman to translate! :fou2:
French with Rayman is impossible to get because it's way too popular and nobody wants to sell it. :P
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Post by Rayman Saturn » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:38 pm

Ubisoft miniaturised Rayman in Rayman Mini as a depiction of how they view the Rayman series now.
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