Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Rayman is secretly trying to join the gorillaz but isnt monkey enough
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Razorbeard was actually trying to help the Glade by providing employment in all his mining and extraction operations. The lazy buggers there just interpreted it as slavery…
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When playing Revolution in English, the Teensies really do find the cave in the well instead of the Baby Globoxes. :fou:
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Spyro had a hand in every enemy takeover in the Rayman series.
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Raymanian is actually an alien language from another planet besides Earth.
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Razorbeard has a micro penis.
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That actually wouldn't surprise me all that much. :lol:

On the other hand, Rayman actually does have a penis too, in fact, a massive 12 inch one, it's just that he hid it so no one would get jealous of it.
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There were 799 other prototypes of the Henchman that failed before Henchman 800 was completed.
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And it took 999 attempts to make a decent Henchman 1000. Now that's dedication.
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Razorwife can optionally turn herself into a bird so she can poop on everything and everyone she despises. Including your hopes and dreams, and trashy waifus. Like Barbara.
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Conor McGregor came up with the idea for a Teensie name when he said "you'll do Nookin".
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Spyglass is the ultimate bottom
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Nookin is also a swear word in the Glade, like "what are you Nookin looking at you Nookin idiot!?".
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Henchman 1000 is actually Henchman 1001. Razorbeard ate the original number 1000 just like the 1000th Lum.
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Razorbeard's reason for this is that he doesn't like round or even numbers.
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The concept of bubblization came from the idea of the alternative ending of Rayman 2, so really when you get hit in a UbiArt game you get fat until you blow up.
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Rayman was eating the treasure in an act of greed after the wealthiness got to his head, so nobody else could get their hands on it. That's how he became fat, and it's also the reason he moved to an island in the middle of nowhere, so nobody could find his treasure.
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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

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Raymans torso is beanos
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Rayman is HowToBasic. He always got his eggs from the Zombie Chicken eggs vending machines in Rayman 3.
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Peepers in BG&E is an alternative incarnation of the Magician / Ales Mansay.
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