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Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 8:58 pm
by StelzenBomber
Rayman is secretly trying to join the gorillaz but isnt monkey enough

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:30 pm
by PluMGMK
Razorbeard was actually trying to help the Glade by providing employment in all his mining and extraction operations. The lazy buggers there just interpreted it as slavery…

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:37 pm
by Steo
When playing Revolution in English, the Teensies really do find the cave in the well instead of the Baby Globoxes. :fou:

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 4:00 pm
by Indy
Spyro had a hand in every enemy takeover in the Rayman series.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:59 pm
by The Jonster
Raymanian is actually an alien language from another planet besides Earth.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:17 pm
by Indy
Razorbeard has a micro penis.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:27 am
by Aaron
That actually wouldn't surprise me all that much. :lol:

On the other hand, Rayman actually does have a penis too, in fact, a massive 12 inch one, it's just that he hid it so no one would get jealous of it.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:17 pm
by The Jonster
There were 799 other prototypes of the Henchman that failed before Henchman 800 was completed.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:59 pm
by Rayman Saturn
And it took 999 attempts to make a decent Henchman 1000. Now that's dedication.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 11:59 am
by Indy
Razorwife can optionally turn herself into a bird so she can poop on everything and everyone she despises. Including your hopes and dreams, and trashy waifus. Like Barbara.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 4:29 pm
by Steo
Conor McGregor came up with the idea for a Teensie name when he said "you'll do Nookin".

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 4:31 pm
by Indy
Spyglass is the ultimate bottom

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 4:33 pm
by Steo
Nookin is also a swear word in the Glade, like "what are you Nookin looking at you Nookin idiot!?".

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:47 pm
by Rayman Saturn
Henchman 1000 is actually Henchman 1001. Razorbeard ate the original number 1000 just like the 1000th Lum.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 6:19 pm
by Steo
Razorbeard's reason for this is that he doesn't like round or even numbers.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:28 pm
by The Jonster
The concept of bubblization came from the idea of the alternative ending of Rayman 2, so really when you get hit in a UbiArt game you get fat until you blow up.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:54 pm
by Steo
Rayman was eating the treasure in an act of greed after the wealthiness got to his head, so nobody else could get their hands on it. That's how he became fat, and it's also the reason he moved to an island in the middle of nowhere, so nobody could find his treasure.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 7:28 pm
by StelzenBomber
Raymans torso is beanos

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:37 pm
by Rayman Saturn
Rayman is HowToBasic. He always got his eggs from the Zombie Chicken eggs vending machines in Rayman 3.

Re: Make your own dumb Rayman theories!

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 11:07 pm
by PluMGMK
Peepers in BG&E is an alternative incarnation of the Magician / Ales Mansay.