Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo »

What the duck!

Why was Globox craving strawberries?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because he is a transgender who inseminated a fly by his mouth.

Why Reflux's french voice sounds like he smoked too much garbage?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo »

Because he's buying cheap duty free smokes and smoking the ganja too much.

Why is the voice acting on the PS1 version of Rayman 2 so crappy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because the doublings have been done while taking a LSD trip.

Why Raving Rabbids looks like junkie retards from Amsterdam?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo »

Because Ubisoft forced Ancel to put them in the game when everyone wanted Rayman 4.

Why was Begoniax so kinky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber »

Because kiks

Why is rayman so dummy thicc

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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...Because he's a vegetable.

Would Henchman 1000's mustache come off if I pull them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber »

Nope

Why is globox a boibox

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster »

Because he's great like me!

Why is Globox my two favouiree colours combned?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber »

Because the white is arteficial and comes from [redacted]

Why is rayman not a man

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster »

Because he's a thingamajig....something blablabla

Can Globox rain in Dallas today?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber »

No, only in swizerland

Rayman has a (redacted) right?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Indy »

No. And he probably doesn't need it.

Do you guys think Henchman 1000 flirts with monsters that speak his language, but they also understand him as well?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber »

Noone understands thst guy

If rayman doesnt have a redacted, then is he a girl?
But his name is rayMAN

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Aaron »

Yes of course!

Why is Globox just a glowing box?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster »

He glows before he does his rain dance.

What is Raythingamajig?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber »

Mr bean dancing to mr boombastic

Do they call rayman Mr. Boombastic?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster »

No they call him Respectful Rsyamn.

Where did the term Great Globox come from?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber »

Snakes dummy thicc ass cheeks

Who is rayman on a spiritual level

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Indy »

The Stupid Mamas from Yo Mama

If Rayman 2 were to get a HD remaster, would it be considered as another 'pointless port?
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