Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by AdamSkelecoot »

Only if it was released exclusively on the Ouya.

Why is Andre?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because Andre

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by #Rubber mark# »

Yes, but their dreams become reality.

Is the Rayman series ogre?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Only if you're playing Ramone Teh Gaem.

Why is Globox blue? (This was asked before, but not in 14 years.)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Indy »

He's blue because he's a fan of the infamous Eiffel 65 song "I'm Blue"

Why can't the Rayman characters who get captured just use guns to defend themselves?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because they arent american

Why can rayman speak in rayman 3 but not in origins
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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He does speak, just in a totally different language in origins.

Why is Globox obsessed with fruit?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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It's mainly plum juice because he likes to get drunk.

Why does Globox want Strawberries?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because he’s pregnant

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because hes a piece of dumbass


How does rayman poop
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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He doesn’t he just vomits instead

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by PluMGMK »

She didn't. Rayman 1 just takes place in Winter while Origins takes place in Summer.

Does Ly also have Winter and Summer outfits?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber »

No
Ly is just steak now

Is rayman conected to JoJo
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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No but he does watch it on the weekends.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by ZelenPixel »

polokus when making the world just thought "lmao what if these funny nose people also just had a passion for dancing. every single one of them. wouldnt that be funny"

is globox REALLY an amphibian. he appears to have at least a few reptile traits like presumably being warm blooded (shows no signs of being more sluggish in the mystical pique, same for the red wizards) and whatever the scales in the 3d designs are supposed to be, and a few other things i forgot about. is my speculative biology loving brain going too nuts?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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He’s actually a whole new class called a Bloatian

What does the food at Joe’s taste like?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Steo »

It tastes electrifying ever since Rayman fixed the power.

Why does Globox get to have arms while Rayman doesn't?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Because Rayman is better than him. Lacking limbs is a mark of superiority.

Question: Does Rayman smell?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by The Jonster »

No bc he uses fruit juice.

Why does Globox have amazing jazz hands?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by StelzenBomber »

Because he listend to persona 5

Why is rayman so smol
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