Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Sabertooth »

Because they blush when they're around Rayman.

Which came first: The Zombie Chicken or the Zombie Egg?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Raymanien »

Gumsi.

Why did Razorbeard ate one Yellow Lum?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by razorbeard1999 »

He forgot his lunch at home.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Raymanien »

Because they're green.

Why does Murphy has too big teeth?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Rayman fan2000 »

Because he has a big box stuck in his mouth

Why does Rayman sleep on Globox's fat stomach?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Julia_Patti »

Because everyone loves :coeur: !bellies! :coeur:

Why Grim Keepers aren't on a diet yet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Cairnie »

Because the diet was designed by Gillian McKeith.

Why do antitoons pace up and down so brainlessly?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Hedgehog673 »

Because they're thinking about free meatball sandwiches.

Why aren't the Knaaren trying to eat Rayman?
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Post by iHeckler9 »

They'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Rayman fan2000 »

Because Teensie.

Why is Globox a fat toad lookalike?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Hedgehog673 »

Because Ubisoft tries to be original.

Why didn't Razorbeard try to give Rayman a flu?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Rayman fan2000 »

Because he sucks at doing that.

Why does Rayman take suits instead of golden fists?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Julia_Patti »

Because his tailor is reach, duh. :P

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by SilverStar117 »

Because the Pirate Switch said so.

Why is drunk-Globox so freaking hilarious?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by iHeckler9 »

Because if he was a thin frog doppelganger Begoniax would have married him instead of Razoff.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Julia_Patti »

Knaaren is poisoned.
What is a spike on Razoff's hat for?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by LoveMetal »

My parents are dead.
Why Begoniax is pretty ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Julia_Patti »

Because potions. :fou2:

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by Clara Knight »

Because he's a giant teensie.

Why Razorbeard is small?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)

Post by YamiRayman »

Because all the small man are orsum.

Why Jano can't speak normally ?

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