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I tripped and fell on an escalator, you should have seen the stairs I got.
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:facepalm: :lol:

I lived at a place where there's a lot of trash on the streets and I was really sad because of it. I felt like I was down in the dumps.
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:lol:

I have plenty of suits, so I hope Santa brings me plenty of ties for Christmas.
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I have a medical eggsam with my doctor today, but I just had an egg sandwich and I'm feeling scrambled, hope I don't crack.
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My brother wasn't going to eat his salad and I was like "lettuce eat that".
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I am a ghost and I have to go on a "Die"t.
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My sister won't shut up about her new sewing machine. She keeps saying she's going to sew something and I'm like "sew what!?".
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I once said to vegetarians that I come in peas.
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There's Tennents near me. The guys are renting a dwelling and running an off licence.
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Me and my mom love drinking tea, that’s what makes our relationship brew-tea-ful.
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There's not much difference between a payphone and a mobile phone, they both charge

Edit: I guess this is more of a terrible joke than a pun actually. :P
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I went to buy a pie for my friend along with a cheesecake for my friend, though after coming home I accidentally ate the pie. My friend called me the next day and asked "How could you dessert me?"
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The Jonster wrote:
Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:50 pm
I accidentally ate the pie.
Accidentally? :shock:

I prefer to sit in a dark room, I'm delighted.
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Hahahahah! Brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's getting colder these days since it's getting closer to Christmas, I just snow it's going to be freezing cold, I just hope I've been ice this year. :hap: :noel:
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My dog always takes the full sliced pan off the table, he's a full-bred.
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I haven't been able to get anything from the library. I must admit that their Business is booking!!
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It’s a brand new day and I feel like having breakfast. This is going to be an eggsciting day!
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I wanted to make a pretzel joke but it would've been too cheesy.
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I've been trying to finish reading my books before returning them, but I've been procaffeinating. Maybe I need some coffee so I have more time to read.
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Aaron wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:19 pm
I wanted to make a pretzel joke but it would've been too cheesy.
:lol:

I guess multi-tasking and trying to do more than one thing at a time is two hard.
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