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Re: General Puns

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:26 pm
by The Jonster
I recently took my little sister to NASA and now she can't get to sleep in her bed. Tonight I'll rocket to try and help her sleep.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:25 pm
by Steo
That giraffe just insulted me, the neck of him!

Re: General Puns

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:28 pm
by The Jonster
Ok, that's it, I'm putting a ban on these puns, especially the rabbit puns. They are not bunny. JK ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Edit: Yeah that was a little corny. :oops2:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:07 am
by Steo
I heard a sheep singing Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is Ewe.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:05 am
by The Jonster
Whenever I like to watch golf I usually putt my foot on the table, have some club sand wedges and relax with a glass of tee.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:15 am
by Steo
:lol:

My psychic brother came in and seen us playing cards. He said "what are you playing" and I was like "UNO".

Re: General Puns

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:39 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
The guy that I saw at the IPhone Store. He is a phoney!

Re: General Puns

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:27 pm
by Steo
There's this goalkeeper that always has a blank page with him, he likes to keep a clean sheet.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:58 am
by The Jonster
:lol:

I was in church and I accidentally ripped a tapestry while I was hanging it up. I felt holey.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:09 pm
by Steo
Engineers like heavy metal.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:48 pm
by The Jonster
Apple, quit giving me such phone-y prices and give me something that's tablet-worthy.

Sorry if that made no sense. :lol:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:54 pm
by Steo
In a Galaxy far far away, is an AMOLED screen, PCB and everything else that makes the phone work. :lol:

That's terrible, but I couldn't think of anything else. :P

Re: General Puns

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:54 am
by Aaron
I just made this up.

"What does Silver say to Sonic on Winter?"

"It's snow use!" :lol: :lol:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:36 pm
by The Jonster
That makes me think of Sonic 06 for some reason. :lol: :lol:

I bet Sonic would say something like "You're too snow!" in the winter too.

:lol:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:01 pm
by Steo
Not sure weather I'm right or wrong, but there's snow reason for that. :mrgreen:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:13 pm
by The Jonster
I've been having trouble going to sleet lately, maybe I should have a ice cup of tea along with the melatonin I take every night before bed.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:14 pm
by Aaron
The Jonster wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:36 pm
That makes me think of Sonic 06 for some reason. :lol: :lol:

I bet Sonic would say something like "You're too snow!" in the winter too.

:lol:
Because that's what was intended. It was a Sonic 06 reference.

Haha, "you're too snow" is a good one too :lol:

This food seems kinda fishy to me.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:11 pm
by Steo
This pun makes so much cents that it could be a dollar.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:04 pm
by Aaron
Alright, so I've just made this up while I was playing Origins.

So you know how in the game, in Moody Clouds there are parts of the levels that have clouds that burst out in the form of lightning? Those parts are actually quite shocking, you could say.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:42 pm
by The Jonster
Aaron wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:04 pm
Alright, so I've just made this up while I was playing Origins.

So you know how in the game, in Moody Clouds there are parts of the levels that have clouds that burst out in the form of lightning? Those parts are actually quite shocking, you could say.
Watt's up, Aaron? :D

Sorry, I just couldn't put up resistance in saying that. If only my sister at ohm would laugh when I joke around. Maybe if I amp up the funny? :lol: