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Re: General Puns

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:44 pm
by Steo
The Jonster wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:42 pm
Sorry, I just couldn't put up resistance in saying that. If only my sister at ohm would laugh when I joke around. Maybe if I amp up the funny? :lol:
Talking about electronics and resistors? You must be wired to the moons. :P

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:13 am
by The Jonster
That could be eggsactly the case here! Guess my brain isn't as scrambled as I originally thought! Who knows, maybe my future could look sunny side-up after all! :lol:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:22 pm
by Steo
A guy was gardening for his dad got so stressed out over him nagging about it and eventually said to him "leaves alone!". :mrgreen:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:13 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
I pink you just blue the surprise!

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:27 am
by Steo
I play guitar, I'm very picky. Don't be fretting now! :P

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 2:30 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
There were plenty of car accidents yesterday. Now that is carnage!

Re: General Puns

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2019 3:32 am
by Steo
That pianist is always using my keys and they're sharp.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:21 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
This wood tool has bored me out.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 9:20 pm
by Aaron
Sorry for bumping this, but I just thought up a pun today.

How do seagulls drink from the sea?

They take big sea-gulps. :lol:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm
by The Jonster
I love chocolate and it’s hard to give up that I can’t stop “Snicker”ing at the thought of not eating it.

Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:43 pm
by Aaron
People can barely see my phone's flashlight since it's not that "flashy".

Ok sorry I know that was bad :lol:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:52 pm
by The Jonster
Leaf me alone for about tree minutes and I’ll be done branching the connection between my virtualbox and my computer.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:53 pm
by Steo
The Jonster wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm
Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
I'll tell Hoodcom you're slandering his character, that's right, I'll report you to a member of staff. :pascontent:

I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table, I'm fed up not knowing which cards I have in my wallet that I don't need.

Re: General Puns

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 6:24 pm
by The Jonster
Steo wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:53 pm
The Jonster wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm
Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
I'll tell Hoodcom you're slandering his character, that's right, I'll report you to a member of staff. :pascontent:

I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table, I'm fed up not knowing which cards I have in my wallet that I don't need.
What’s the matter, you don’t like peanut butter? Well how about almond butter cups? You’ll need more “cash”ew to get it but it tastes pretty good also!

That might be too nutty... :lol:

Re: General Puns

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:56 pm
by Steo
My dog is half bred but I prefer to buy sliced pans instead.