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The Jonster wrote: Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:42 pm Sorry, I just couldn't put up resistance in saying that. If only my sister at ohm would laugh when I joke around. Maybe if I amp up the funny? :lol:
Talking about electronics and resistors? You must be wired to the moons. :P
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That could be eggsactly the case here! Guess my brain isn't as scrambled as I originally thought! Who knows, maybe my future could look sunny side-up after all! :lol:
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A guy was gardening for his dad got so stressed out over him nagging about it and eventually said to him "leaves alone!". :mrgreen:
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I pink you just blue the surprise!
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I play guitar, I'm very picky. Don't be fretting now! :P
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There were plenty of car accidents yesterday. Now that is carnage!
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That pianist is always using my keys and they're sharp.
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This wood tool has bored me out.
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Sorry for bumping this, but I just thought up a pun today.

How do seagulls drink from the sea?

They take big sea-gulps. :lol:
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I love chocolate and it’s hard to give up that I can’t stop “Snicker”ing at the thought of not eating it.

Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
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People can barely see my phone's flashlight since it's not that "flashy".

Ok sorry I know that was bad :lol:
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Leaf me alone for about tree minutes and I’ll be done branching the connection between my virtualbox and my computer.
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The Jonster wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
I'll tell Hoodcom you're slandering his character, that's right, I'll report you to a member of staff. :pascontent:

I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table, I'm fed up not knowing which cards I have in my wallet that I don't need.
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Steo wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:53 pm
The Jonster wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:40 pm Speaking of which, it’s time for a Reese’s from my computer.
I'll tell Hoodcom you're slandering his character, that's right, I'll report you to a member of staff. :pascontent:

I'm just gonna lay my cards on the table, I'm fed up not knowing which cards I have in my wallet that I don't need.
What’s the matter, you don’t like peanut butter? Well how about almond butter cups? You’ll need more “cash”ew to get it but it tastes pretty good also!

That might be too nutty... :lol:
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My dog is half bred but I prefer to buy sliced pans instead.
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Awww nuts, why didn't i bump this yesterday? Maybe I'll just, uh.... cashew in and hope nobody notices.. :oops2:
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I don't want to go shoe shopping but I'll just accept the feet.
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I remember representing Catalonia back in 2017 as a ship full of mutineers, with two guys wondering what to do with the troublemakers. The answer was "just Puigdemont to the plank" :hap:
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Snap, I broke the dish I was holding! Guess I'll just have to peas it back together.
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I was playing golf and I had to improvise, so I used bread instead of a golf ball. I sliced it.
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