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Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:35 pm
by Xenon
MrBadGuy wrote:Just remember that the male and female anatomies are different, so if and when you go poking around don't be surprised if her body is different to yours
Best piece of advice you'll find on the interwebs.
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:10 pm
by Rulez
MrBadGuy wrote:Just remember that the male and female anatomies are different, so if and when you go poking around don't be surprised if her body is different to yours
Wait, what? But girls do have wee-wees too, don't they?
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:20 pm
by Snagglebee
Rulez wrote:MrBadGuy wrote:Just remember that the male and female anatomies are different, so if and when you go poking around don't be surprised if her body is different to yours
Wait, what? But girls do have wee-wees too, don't they?
I'm sorry, to tell you... But I can confirm, they don't.
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:08 am
by Adsolution
emshomar hit a home run! ;D
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:37 am
by Pirez
Adsolution wrote:emshomar hit a home run! ;D
You can play baseball on a date? Wow, I might be able to seduce women after all
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:08 pm
by Rulez
Pirez wrote:Adsolution wrote:emshomar hit a home run! ;D
You can play baseball on a date? Wow, I might be able to seduce women after all
Aw, I have no idea how to play baseball and I'm bad at team sports. That's why I never get a girl.
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:19 pm
by Master
Don't feel bad, my track record with sports in general is absolutely pathetic.
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:22 pm
by Jewish Candy
Pirez wrote:You can play baseball on a date? Wow, I might be able to seduce women after all
Does rounders count as baseball?
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:43 pm
by MrBadGuy
Next you're gonna be asking whether badminton counts as tennis, or does netball count as basketball, silly woman, trying to talk about sports
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:47 pm
by Jewish Candy
I didn't ask whether they were, but whether they counted as for the purpose of picking up hot chicks, silly man, trying to gatekeep
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:51 pm
by MrBadGuy
Silly woman, wandered out of kitchen, got confused. Careful love, you might have an original thought if you keep this up. As a man, my interaction with you is a gift, so APPRECIATE IT
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:52 pm
by Jewish Candy
Too late, I already have a well-developed opinion on the gold standard!
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:54 pm
by MrBadGuy
Ohhhh nooo, woman has opinion, kill me, I don't want to live in such a world!
(Are you referencing Harry Enfield? Man I remember that sketch...)
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:55 pm
by Jewish Candy
(of course you boob you introduced me to it)
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:56 pm
by MrBadGuy
That was a long time ago you nip, how should I remember
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:03 pm
by Jewish Candy
Clearly our friendship means nothing to you
All our treasured and certainly interesting memories, nothing to you
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:07 pm
by MrBadGuy
I'd say it means less than nothing, except that's impossible so...
I do have a terrible memory though, you're aware of this, no? I even have it in writing from a professional
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:09 pm
by Snagglebee
MrBadGuy wrote:I'd say it means less than nothing, except that's impossible so...
With a little imagination, this sounds soo romantic
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:10 pm
by Jewish Candy
Hahaha, that's true XD
MrBadGuy wrote:I do have a terrible memory though, you're aware of this, no? I even have it in writing from a professional
I do know, that's why I like hanging out with you
You dissuade my paranoia
I love that this conversation is not actually off topic!
Emsh, are you seeing her later today then?
Re: Friendship, love et cetera
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:12 pm
by Snagglebee
Jewish Candy wrote:Emsh, are you seeing her later today then?
Why again? We already had a great time today
I need to get back to studying now, or I will fail my exam tomorrow o.o