Things Teensies Would Say

[Steo]

I searched and no topics came up like this so I'm going to try it and see how it goes.

The objective is straight forward. Just think of something that sounds like what a Teensie would say

I'll start with:

I have to go eat my socks and clean my dinner.

Note: This isn't intended for posting real life actions, but for creativity and fun. It fixates on doing stuff you should never do.

Creativity is key here, not constant complete randomness.

[The Jonster]

Ok, let's see how this thread goes.

I have to go dye my hair blue.

[Steo]

I have to go Ice my water cooler

[The Jonster]

I have to swimming in pirahna-infested waters!

[Steo]

I have to go stare directly into the sun.

[The Jonster]

I have to go make the Shortest Longcut.

[Steo]

I gotta go make steamed hams

[The Jonster]

I have to go see an aurora borealis.

[Steo]

I have to go scratch my nails on a chalk board

[The Jonster]

I have to go make dangerous tricks on my motorcycle.

[Steo]

I have to go play with fireworks

[The Jonster]

I have to go, i'm late for my appointment in the Bog of Murk!

[Steo]

I have to go turn off my soldering iron

[The Jonster]

I have to go steam a ham!

[Steo]

I have to go stick a fork in the toaster

[The Jonster]

I have to go dunking in the lava pits!

[Steo]

I have to go get electrocuted

[The Jonster]

I have to go dip my ranch dressing in yogurt.

[Steo]

I have to go drink some expired milk

[The Jonster]

I have to go milk apples for orange juice.