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General Puns

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General Puns

Post by Steo » Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:15 am

I know we had the sea puns thread a while back, but there's only so many phrases before it becomes extremely repetitive. I figured we might as well try doing one where any puns are allowed. Just try be clever about them and come up with ones that make sense, even if they're terrible. :P

I'll start with this one off the top of my head. :mrgreen:

I don't like silence in this household, it just isn't aloud.
Taobh istigh de 48 uair an chloig. :hap:
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:41 pm

Sounds like a good topic, here’s one I found curious.

An excerpt from Adele’s favorite dessert:
Jello from the other side!

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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:48 pm

I like whiteboards, I find them quite re-markable.

A pun is supposed to have 2 meanings or make at least some sense in the context that you use it in. What you've done is taken a word that rhymes with hello. :lol:

Here's the definition:
a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
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Re: General Puns

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:32 pm

In simple terms..a pun is simply a 'play on words'.
Nintendo's games are full of them too.


I fought off every single ghost in this house. I deserve a ghoul medal.
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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:45 pm

The term I described it with is clever wordplay, which your one is. :P

Marian is getting married, who is she Marian?
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Re: General Puns

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:50 pm

Donut remove this message. It is important. Donuts must know that this message exist so donut remove it.
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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:52 pm

Peter is a giant, 3 chairs for Peter everyone!
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:23 am

I want to throw a space-themed Christmas this year! I better planet soon!
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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:55 am

I'm patient and I love fishing. It's always worth the weight when I catch something big.
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:38 pm

I put the Christmas tree up, but I have to leaf the decorations off for now.
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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Thu Dec 06, 2018 7:47 pm

I forgot to say that while I was out fishing, Annette caught a fish.
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Re: General Puns

Post by Aaron » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:11 pm

:lol:

This thread is interesting. :)

I just made this up: Somebody was playing Hangman and the player didn't guess the word so the man got hanged. He played again and again and the man got hanged over and over again. After a while, the man said: Why you always leave me hanging?
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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:15 pm

This is my Christmas tree!
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:16 pm

:lol:

It’s not a true story, but I thought of this off the top of my head so here goes:

I went to the church the other day and walked into a wedding by mistake but I stayed anyways. As the bride kissed the groom I shouted Holly Luya!!

I got ninja posted! :lol:
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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:45 am

I didn't even touch my dinner, I just have a lot to do. I guess I've got a full plate. :P
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Re: General Puns

Post by Aaron » Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:44 am

The battery died because it was really battery! :lol:
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:26 pm

Don’t interrupt me while I’m working on my puzzle. You’ll hear some crosswords from me.
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Re: General Puns

Post by R4Y_ANC3L » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:38 pm

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection Shutdown makes me cry.

Tell my Wi-Fi love her!
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Re: General Puns

Post by Steo » Fri Dec 07, 2018 1:43 pm

Nice! :P

The carpenter forgot his tools, he wood do that!
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Re: General Puns

Post by The Jonster » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:37 pm

I was left speachless after my mom took the last slice of pie. I felt like I was down in the pits.
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