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I recently took my little sister to NASA and now she can't get to sleep in her bed. Tonight I'll rocket to try and help her sleep.
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That giraffe just insulted me, the neck of him!
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Ok, that's it, I'm putting a ban on these puns, especially the rabbit puns. They are not bunny. JK ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Edit: Yeah that was a little corny. :oops2:
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I heard a sheep singing Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is Ewe.
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Whenever I like to watch golf I usually putt my foot on the table, have some club sand wedges and relax with a glass of tee.
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:lol:

My psychic brother came in and seen us playing cards. He said "what are you playing" and I was like "UNO".
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The guy that I saw at the IPhone Store. He is a phoney!
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There's this goalkeeper that always has a blank page with him, he likes to keep a clean sheet.
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:lol:

I was in church and I accidentally ripped a tapestry while I was hanging it up. I felt holey.
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Engineers like heavy metal.
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Apple, quit giving me such phone-y prices and give me something that's tablet-worthy.

Sorry if that made no sense. :lol:
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In a Galaxy far far away, is an AMOLED screen, PCB and everything else that makes the phone work. :lol:

That's terrible, but I couldn't think of anything else. :P
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I just made this up.

"What does Silver say to Sonic on Winter?"

"It's snow use!" :lol: :lol:
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That makes me think of Sonic 06 for some reason. :lol: :lol:

I bet Sonic would say something like "You're too snow!" in the winter too.

:lol:
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Not sure weather I'm right or wrong, but there's snow reason for that. :mrgreen:
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I've been having trouble going to sleet lately, maybe I should have a ice cup of tea along with the melatonin I take every night before bed.
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The Jonster wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:36 pm
That makes me think of Sonic 06 for some reason. :lol: :lol:

I bet Sonic would say something like "You're too snow!" in the winter too.

:lol:
Because that's what was intended. It was a Sonic 06 reference.

Haha, "you're too snow" is a good one too :lol:

This food seems kinda fishy to me.
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This pun makes so much cents that it could be a dollar.
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Alright, so I've just made this up while I was playing Origins.

So you know how in the game, in Moody Clouds there are parts of the levels that have clouds that burst out in the form of lightning? Those parts are actually quite shocking, you could say.
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Aaron wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:04 pm
Alright, so I've just made this up while I was playing Origins.

So you know how in the game, in Moody Clouds there are parts of the levels that have clouds that burst out in the form of lightning? Those parts are actually quite shocking, you could say.
Watt's up, Aaron? :D

Sorry, I just couldn't put up resistance in saying that. If only my sister at ohm would laugh when I joke around. Maybe if I amp up the funny? :lol:
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