Of the extermination of furfags

[Keane]

Yes, they can crystallize as I've mentioned. Cells can also do the opposite: melt. They can also combust. Read a text book or an internet. There are lots of both.

Neither my cell biology textbook, my biochemistry textbook, my physiology textbook nor my histology textbook mention anything about cells crystallising, and I can't find any mention of it on the internet either. This sounds a lot like an urban myth to me, and unless you can provide me with a credible source, I can't reach any other conclusion than that your claim is bogus.

Just take some crack and you'll be seeing everyone pushing crystals out of their body.

[Adsolution]

Yes, they can crystallize as I've mentioned. Cells can also do the opposite: melt. They can also combust. Read a text book or an internet. There are lots of both.

Neither my cell biology textbook, my biochemistry textbook, my physiology textbook nor my histology textbook mention anything about cells crystallising, and I can't find any mention of it on the internet either. This sounds a lot like an urban myth to me, and unless you can provide me with a credible source, I can't reach any other conclusion than that your claim is bogus.

I don't see why someone would make something like what I said up. Either way, I can't really go any further than this because my textbook says it.

Either that or I'm being a huge freaking boon and mixing it up with something else similar that gets crystallized, though I don't know what could be.

[Holy Crap]

They get scabs because they think they have bugs under their skin. :/

[iambored2006]

You have failed the junkie test. All hardcore junkies use Crystal Meth and know the effects of all drugs. You are only a wannabe junkie.

If you want more info: when you use Crystal Meth, the cells inside your body and in your blood stream crystallize and group, and you can literally pull shards of crystal out of your skin.

HOLY SHIT!!! That's sounds horrible!
I'm with Tobbe, though. I've studied crystals and from what I know, cells aren't built of things that can get crystallized. Unfortunately, I can't check anything about crystal meth in any of my textbooks because of the fucking censors. They don't want us to know about harmful things. That's why we learn about fornicators in the bible instead of that big, scary thing called real life.

[Hunchman801]

I've studied crystals and from what I know, cells aren't built of things that can get crystallized.

This. Or, more precisely, the content of cells is far too heterogeneous to organise itself in an orderly structure based on a repeating pattern.

[Rsandee]

Like Matyuv said, I (rightly) claimed that Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia. I've never claimed that Norway isn't a part of Scandinavia. Get your facts straight before you post nonsense.

Shit, I'm a brainfart.
I actually went and searched that post, which was from early 2010, and I honestly believed we were talking about Norway for some reason.

[spiraldoor]

I don't see why someone would make something like what I said up.

That’s not a very strong refutation.

[iambored2006]

I don't see why someone would make something like what I said up.

You don't? I think I have a pretty good guess in this one- anti-drugs people, maybe? I think I've said it here before, but whatever- last year, they brought a cop to our school who specializes in drugs and crimes involving drugs. That man was either a dirty liar or the biggest retard I have EVER seen. He spouted so many lies (especially about marijuana), that have be proven as false dozens of times! I can't really recall what he said exactly, but rest assured he was talking shit. Why? Because he doesn't want us to use drugs. Here's something to make you think a little-
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-ep ... -self-n-me

[spiraldoor]

The policeman tried to discourage young teenagers from taking drugs? Wow, what a prick!

[iambored2006]

The policeman tried to discourage young teenagers from taking drugs? Wow, what a prick!

If he was being honest about the dangers of every thing he talked about and wouldn't have lied at all, there wouldn't have been any problem. The trouble starts when he uses bullshit to scare us off drugs. Watch the episode I linked.

[Adsolution]

I don't see why someone would make something like what I said up.

That’s not a very strong refutation.

My point being I wasn't making something up to be right, I actually thought it was right according to my text book. My text book must be a dork or something.

[spiraldoor]

If he was being honest about the dangers of every thing he talked about and wouldn't have lied at all, there wouldn't have been any problem.

Except for the fact that you’d be more likely to take drugs and turn into a bunch of useless hippies, sure.

The trouble starts when he uses bullshit to scare us off drugs.

His lies were justified. Keeping minors from getting hooked on illegal substances is a good cause.

Watch the episode I linked.

No thanks, I don’t like South Park.

[Hunchman801]

His lies were justified. Keeping minors from getting hooked on illegal substances is a good cause.

If I were a dictator I would definitely appoint Spiral as the head of my interior ministry. The spirit of 1984 flows in his veins.

Blame Canada.

[iambored2006]

His lies were justified. Keeping minors from getting hooked on illegal substances is a good cause.

If I were a dictator I would definitely appoint Spiral as the head of my interior ministry. The spirit of 1984 flows in his veins.

This.
And Rayfan, because your head is cut in two, you get this special link, just for you:
http://xepisodes.com/south-park/season- ... self-n-me/

[spiraldoor]

I don’t see how it’s any different from telling children that the boogeyman will get them if they misbehave. Let’s face it, teenagers are not the brightest group on the planet, and they are quite prone to making stupid mistakes. It’s not like this was some grand government-orchestrated information-suppressing conspiracy with book-burnings and assassinations; just a person telling white lies to a group of children. Besides, iambored, you haven’t given us a single example of what this ‘retard’ told you; it seems that you’ve conveniently forgotten each of these lies that angered you so much. How do we know that he wasn’t telling the truth? Perhaps he was simply quoting different studies than the ones you read on your pro-junkie websites.

[Hunchman801]

In fact, Spiral, your reasoning can be extended to the whole mankind, as most people are actually too dumb to participate in important decisions; this is what makes despotism the best form of government. Requiescat in pace, democracy.

[spiraldoor]

It’s not despotism; it’s really pretty mild authoritarianism. As I said, parents lie to their children all the time, and for their own good. Santa Claus is a lie which gives them an incentive to improve their behaviour. The boogeyman is a lie which makes them think twice before wandering into a dark alley. Exaggerating the dangers of drugs to a group of children is basically the same thing, and if this practice manages to reduce the number of child drug addicts in the long run, I find it very hard to denounce.

[Adsolution]

It’s not despotism; it’s really pretty mild authoritarianism. As I said, parents lie to their children all the time, and for their own good. Santa Claus is a lie which gives them an incentive to improve their behaviour. The boogeyman is a lie which makes them think twice before wandering into a dark alley. Exaggerating the dangers of drugs to a group of children is basically the same thing, and if this practice manages to reduce the number of child drug addicts in the long run, I find it very hard to denounce.

And God is a lie to get people to act accordingly.

[Cairnie]

Seeing as this was once a furfag thread now-turned druggie thread this may as well be the new Bakedfurs.org

Oh isn't that the episode where Stan's parents get some dude to pose as Stan's future self to try and get him away from the doob?

Mmmmmm meth shards up your pooper how lovely.

[spiraldoor]

And God is a lie to get people to act accordingly.

I’m pretty sure it’s not a lie if the people who are telling it believe it.